[Blue Archive] Kayoko ASMR – A Gentle, Warm Closeness

First, let me give my thanks — thank you, Yorstar. Truly, thank you. Kayoko Onikata gives off a scary impression at first glance, but she's actually someone who cares deeply for her comrades, and her husky, captivating voice has enchanted me ever since ASMR for other characters started being announced — I've been waiting and waiting for this dream to finally come true... It starts off from a scene after the usual Kayoko memorial lobby situation. Then, staying close yet not too close, we head home together sharing an umbrella in a sweet atmosphere. Is this... is this really her?????(seizure) After getting home soaked from the rain, Kayoko takes attentive care of me. She even cleans up. Is this... is this really my wife??????? No, she really is my wife now... And then, somehow, she ends up cleaning my ears for me. She's already my wife. Getting my ears cleaned while listening to Kayoko's wonderful voice right by my ear — is this a dream? No, Kayoko was really here. Heaven. There's also an ear-blowing moment, and Kayoko enjoying my reaction to it is just so cute. Throughout the whole thing it's sweet!! Close!!! I'm melting!!! Kayoko was really here. Right here... And the bonus track turns out to be a New Year's Kayoko situation. Thank you, Yorstar. That shocking line from the game — "Is it okay if I sleep in your Schale (like a home)?" — they actually gave us the continuation of that line, something we could only imagine by reading between the lines until now. The official studio is the biggest player of all. There's even Kayoko's voice using cutesy "nyan nyan" speech!!!!!!!!!???????? God exists here. To the me who used to fantasize about how great it would be if Kayoko ASMR like this existed — this work gave me absolutely everything I ever wanted, and I can't help but prostrate myself before it. Thank you, Yorstar. Thank you, Blue Archive.

I'm writing this while listening to it right now, in real time. I've only just started listening, but even so, all I can say is that it's wonderful. ASMR in the rain... can you understand what I mean? It's best listened to on the balcony, smoking a cigarette while it rains. Maybe it's because I personally love the concept of teacher-and-cigarette, but taking in nicotine and Kayo-con at the same time is making my already melty brain feel like marriage is getting tough. To my comrades out there still agonizing over whether to buy this, I want to share this feeling with you. Right now, I'm taking in nicotine on the balcony while it rains. Whether it's because it's raining, because it's damp and humid, or because it's Kayoko — I don't know. I personally like the stray black cat that came around on Saturday, but listen to this and you'll understand. You should decide on the belief that no matter what happens you won't change your favorite, and listen with that resolve — I'll listen from the very beginning to focus fully on this emotion. To all you strong warriors out there taking in Kayo-chin, good luck to you. May your happiness never end... A... aah... Kayoko is so cu..u..u..te........♪ ssuu—ssuu—ssuu—

A story about an ordinary rainy day with Kayoko Onikata from Blue Archive. First, for those of you who haven't played the game: She's a cool, low-energy girl, but she's also very caring and loves cats and her comrades dearly. There are moments that might make you think "is this a live-in wife?", but honestly, that's not far off, since she takes such good care of you. For fellow players who have already experienced this: It's based on the memorial lobby scene but set on a different day. ...Meaning that kind of thing happens routinely for her. Officially. Isn't that fact just insane? This isn't our imagination — this really is a live-in wife Kayoko. Also, it's overflowing with love for the handyman shop. You can really reconfirm that her daily life definitely revolves around the handyman shop. They say if you often think of someone while doing something, that's love — well, for her, that something is the handyman shop. It's love. Love. Let's talk about the content. It starts after she's gone to check on the stray cats. There's a gentle conversation shared under one umbrella, with the soft sound of rain in the background. It's nice that her voice sounds a little gentler than usual too. Then, following that, we head back to Schale together, and even though it's not her turn to clean (important), she volunteers to do it anyway. H-humming! Kayoko's humming!! Kayoko's humming while cleaning!! In a good mood! Humming! No, seriously, you need to hear this. If you like Kayoko even a little, it's worth buying for this scene alone. Ahh, I want to marry Kayoko. Then, following the flow of conversation, she ends up cleaning my ears. While casually letting slip the important information that she sometimes does this for Mutsuki when she's being spoiled and playful, she goes full "older sister mode" and cleans my ears... even blows on them!? Is that even allowed!? Now that Sensei's weak ears have been exposed, what's next for him? It ends with her sleeping beside Sensei, who's dozed off. But it's not just my imagination. It's real. It's really recorded. There's even a bonus track of her humming while making coffee, glancing over at me as I doze off. I swear it's true! There's a To〇ro over there! Move! I'm the one who's marrying her!! No wait, we're already married!! Kayoko! It's me! I'm marryi—