Ear Cleaning & Licking: The Ear-Cleaning Refre Girl — A Healing Life with a Downer High School Girl

Been searching for ear-cleaning/ear-licking/ear-blowing audio for half a century, and a circle I follow just dropped a new release — BOOM! So I went and bought it: "Ear Cleaning Refre Girl — Healing Life with a Real High School Girl's Ear Cleaning and Ear Licking" — you know, the kind of ear-cleaning/ear-licking audio that all the ossans who start talking a mile a minute the second ASMR comes up just love. By the way, I don't know what happened, but apparently you — the listener of this work — were about to get into "papa katsu" (sugar-daddy dating), and the girl on the thumbnail is the one who talks you out of it and drags you off to an ear-cleaning refre shop instead. At first she hauls you into a sketchy refre shop and treats you kind of roughly as a "downer"-type cast character, but you can tell there's basically a good kid in there — chapter one has that vibe. Then in chapter two, the story starts breaking out of the usual "cast character" mold and becomes about the individuals themselves. You don't hear a story like this very often, right? But that's not enough, so in chapter three the refre girl's revenge just keeps on going, forever! But the bed's a single, no good; the fridge's too small, no good; the cushion's no good — she starts acting like it's her own room. Meanwhile you end up in some crazy situation too... hold on, is chapter four even the same ASMR anymore!? But then, chapter five! Turns out the pieces were there from the very start: "the refre girl's past." From here begins a development that even the Zoltan quotes couldn't easily poke fun at. But ironically, shitty customers start showing up right from the very refre shop where it all began — this guy, this guy, this guy too! — and the refre girl finally snapped. There are shitty customers? Don't want to be touched by anyone else anymore? Then just quit, right? With that kind of vibe, an artificial "Newtype" is born: the "Former Refre Girl." Since she doesn't really understand what being all alone even means, she goes around messing with people's hearts and bodies, so of course accidents happen. And there you go — I bought it!!

This is a type that has a story running through it from start to finish, and I think the quality of the ear cleaning and ear licking is quite high too. I'd recommend it to people who like listening to ear cleaning done while chatting, but works with a strong story focus often don't have even a single track you can casually listen to. Personally, I think it would've been even better if they'd thrown in something like that as a bonus — something easy to listen to on your second time through and after.

Well then, guess I'll fall asleep to the voice work I bought today — that's the casual mindset I had going in... But before I knew it, I'd listened to the whole thing... It really felt like I'd just watched a big-budget romance movie... What is this healing What is this bittersweetness What is this youthfulness What is this gentleness I felt like I'd caught a glimpse of the best kind of time, the kind I could probably never actually experience myself... If I had to say just one thing... The story was just too good, and I couldn't sleep at all...