Daily Worthless Lies from a Downer Onee-san (CV: Mochinashi Amu)
1 / 4- Downer-type onee-san who only tells trivial lies
- Recorded with NEUMANN KU100 for true binaural sound
- 3 main tracks + 2 bonus tracks, ~1h09m total
- Bonus ear-cleaning track with different left/right ear versions
- Circle
- Harubard-ya
- Voice actor
- Amu Mochinashi
- Release
- 2023-12-15
- Format
- ボイス / ASMR
- File format
- WAV / mp3同梱
- File size
- 3.8GB
- Age rating
- 全年齢
Perfect for listeners who love slow, aloof-yet-caring female characters and immersive binaural whispering.
Every day after school, you sit beside a mysterious, aloof older woman on a park bench, and she fills your ears with pointless little lies. It's a quiet, wistful routine of casual chatter and gentle teasing, with unexpected warmth peeking through as winter sunset falls around you.
Winter, a park dyed in the colors of sunset. You, a high school student, are waiting here on a bench for someone. That someone is an onee-san whose name you don't even know. Not part of any club, yet not quite willing to head straight home either, you were spending your time in the park when this mysterious onee-san struck up a conversation with you. Everything that comes out of her mouth is nothing but trivial "garbage lies," and there's no sense that she has any real intention of communicating with you. But as these days went on, at some point, the time you spend with her became something special to you. Even if her only goal really was just "to tell garbage lies," the time the two of you spend together seems to fill the gaps in your heart――――
- 01The Usual Bench16:23
Idle chatter on the park bench where the two of you first met. Calling it a conversation would be generous—it's entirely one-sided, as she keeps rattling off fake trivia to you.
- 02Part-Time Job26:16
To you, who isn't in any club or part-time job, she tells (fake) stories about a part-time job she supposedly had. Acting a bit different from usual, she seems to have something on her mind about the boy…
- 03Invincible08:30
This is the epilogue. Having become invincible, what does she do now…
- EX 01Bad Dream04:33
A bonus track after the main story. She gives you an ear cleaning. ※Only this track differs slightly in content between the right-ear and left-ear versions.
- EX 02100 Garbage Lies in a Row13:59
A newly recorded set of 100 lies not featured in the main story. Perfect for bedtime.
- Voice
- 餅梨あむ
- Illustration
- 生倉のゑる
It's just absurd. Given the premise—a voice work where a somewhat downer-ish older woman quietly talks with you in a park at dusk—you'd expect something soothing, something nostalgic. But what she actually talks about is "garbage lies." About once every 30 seconds, she brings up some random topic and rattles off a fake bit of trivia that may or may not sound vaguely credible. There's no teasing tone, no smugness about it—just an endless, deadpan stream of garbage lies... What even is this. Of course, it doesn't stay at that pace for over an hour. The garbage lies evolve--- The lies, which started at once every 30 seconds, speed up to once every 15 seconds, then once every 10 seconds! What little small talk there was gets trimmed away even further as she transforms into a garbage-lie production machine. What did this woman even come here to do... That said, it's not like there's no value in listening, no value for the price. Some of the lies are actually pretty amusing and pop up constantly, so I don't think it's suited for background listening while working. But when you want to empty your head a little—say, while riding a train, or like in the work itself, sitting still on a bench at dusk—listening intently, you somehow feel like you've gained something hard to put into words. A strange, curious work.
Has there ever been a pairing like this before? Ice cream and espresso. Or Jimi Hendrix's "All Along The Watchtower" against Bob Dylan's original. And now, ASMR and a garbage older woman. Truth in advertising. This woman really is utterly, hopelessly garbage. If you're looking at this work's page hoping for a sweet moment with an onee-san, turn right around and head a little further down to Miyajiya instead. In particular, the lie she tells near the end of "Track 02: Part-time Job" is unforgivable no matter how much of a garbage person she is. I genuinely felt like a huge hole had opened in my chest, thinking I might never get to see her again. "Track 03: Invincible" is my favorite in particular—it's the chorus part of this work, the pineapple on the churrasco skewer, so to speak. With her gentle voice, lies come pouring into your brain one after another like a dam breaking. And every single one of them is high-purity garbage. If this were the voice of some toothless old guy you'd see at the smoking area in Akabane, I'd have already punched him out. But when it's the onee-san's voice (CV: Mochinashi Amu), it's actually comforting somehow. Even though she's this much of a garbage person, I find myself wanting to cherish this quiet, unremarkable happiness of just being with her right now. I love this lady. I think a lot of people are curious about this work because it became a trend among the shady folks lurking in the depths of Twitter, but honestly, getting this much content for one coin is a steal. The runtime is more than satisfying too. Personally, this was also a genre I'd been wanting for a long time, so I'd have bought this even at 1500 yen. Anyone who skimps on their pocket money for doujin voice works can't call himself a real man. To me, harubaado-ya looks like a Jesus Christ gone mad. Anyway, this work is a must-buy. If we don't buy it, there won't be a sequel. Let's all come back to meet the garbage onee-san again.
Now that the internet has become widespread, all sorts of conspiracy theories are causing unnecessary confusion in the world. "Genghis Khan was actually Minamoto no Yoshitsune," "So-and-so has been replaced by a body double and the real person is already dead," "Mount Fuji is actually moving," "The Earth is actually flat"...... Amid all that, I think consuming a large amount of garbage-tier lies is a truly cultured act, one that allows you to put these conspiracy theories into proper perspective.
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